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So are you gonna tell me

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what you're looking for,

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or are you gonna keep making

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a mess?

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Um, Alex, you know my

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Um, Alex, you know my

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diamond stud earrings I wore

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last week?

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Bathroom sink.

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Oh, thank god.

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Oh, thank god.

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How can you be so calm?

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Aren't you excited about your

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reunion?

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Not really.

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I already keep in contact

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I already keep in contact

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with the people I want

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to keep in contact with.

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[Laughs]

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Don't you want to know who

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got fat?

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[Laughs]

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[Laughs]

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Who's losing their hair?

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[Laughing]

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You know, who married outside

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their league.

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Oh, so I should look forward

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to making fun of people?

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To making fun of people?

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Yeah.

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[Both laugh]

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And just showing off.

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I mean, come on,

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you're holding up pretty good

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you're holding up pretty good

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there, sexy.

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Well, thank you very much.

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You're so welcome.

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And I don't know.

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I mean, I'm about, what,

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I mean, I'm about, what,

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like, ten pounds away

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from being your trophy wife.

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Oh, wait a minute.

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What are you talking about,

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what are you talking about,

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losing ten pounds?

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Don't go landscaping my

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playground.

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Oh, darling.

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Oh, darling.

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That was so well said.

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You like?

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Yeah, yeah.

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You know why?

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'Cause once again,

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'cause once again,

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you passed the good husband

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test.

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Yes, you did.

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And you didn't fall for the--

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the "I think I'm fat" bait.

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The "I think I'm fat" bait.

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Now, let's talk about my

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playground.

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It's nice, huh?

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I like the slide.

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I love the merry-go-round.

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I love the merry-go-round.

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That's my favorite part.

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Me too.

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Yes.

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Hey, hey.

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That's a door.

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That's a door.

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Go back out and knock

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before you come in.

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It was closed, guys.

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Come on.

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[Chuckles]

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[Chuckles]

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[Knocking on door]

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Go away.

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Come in.

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Come in, you guys.

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Go away.

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You wanted to be on the road

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by 10:00.

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By 10:00.

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Yeah, time's a-wasting.

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[Claps]

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Chop-chop.

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Honey, our kids are in quite

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a hurry for us to leave.

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A hurry for us to leave.

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I hope it's not because

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they have some nefarious

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teenage mischief planned.

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You guys need to be

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You guys need to be

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on your best behavior

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for Ms. Helen.

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Of course.

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Anything else would jeopardize

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us from getting some her

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peach cobbler.

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Peach cobbler.

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Ooh.

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Crust actually melted

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in my mouth.

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But when you made it,

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it kind of just sat there.

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It kind of just sat there.

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Okay, it just--

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it's not funny, Alex.

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It just sat there?

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[Funky music]

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[Funky music]

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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Seconds.

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I love peach cobbler.

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[Chuckling]

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I can tell.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Must be hard having a mother

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that works all the time

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and can't cook.

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And can't cook.

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Mm.

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No, it is.

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She should take lessons

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from you.

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Oh.

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I mean, this peach cobbler,

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I mean, this peach cobbler,

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it tastes like angel

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fell from heaven,

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got hit by a car,

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and then you baked it.

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[Chuckling]

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[Chuckling]

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Well, I'm glad you like it.

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Want some more?

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Oh, no, I can't.

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Oh, no, I can't.

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Yeah, I try to limit my dairy

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and synthetic sugars.

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So...

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Darling, I am four times

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Darling, I am four times

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your age.

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I have a glass of milk

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every day.

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My bones are stronger

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my bones are stronger

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than tree trunks,

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okay?

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You start limiting

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your dairy, and watch,

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your dairy, and watch,

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your eyesight goes bad.

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I thought we were talking

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about strong bones.

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About strong bones.

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You itching for a whipping,

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huh?

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[Doorbell rings]

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[Doorbell rings]

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No, I got it.

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Oh?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, my god, it's yasmine black.

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Oh, should I hide the baby?

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Oh, should I hide the baby?

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No.

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What's going on?

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She's the new girl

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in the neighborhood that Keenan

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has a crush on.

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Has a crush on.

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He gets all dumb

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whenever she's around.

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Hi.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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I was flying my model plane,

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and it accidentally

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flew over your fence

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and into your backyard.

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And into your backyard.

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Oh, backyard.

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Why do you think they call

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it that?

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Because, I mean, a yard

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is, like, three feet,

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is, like, three feet,

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unless everybody's yard

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is 36 inches or one yard.

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Then it would make sense.

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You know?

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You know?

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People are tripping, right?

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Better go save your brother.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Um, hello.

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I am Helen Wilson.

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Yasmine black.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Well, let's go in the backyard

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and find your little plane.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you do that.

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Yeah, you do that.

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I'm just gonna work on my

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Chinese, the language, that is.

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I'll just be here conjugating

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I'll just be here conjugating

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because I speak it.

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Bye.

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Tell me I wasn't as bad

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tell me I wasn't as bad

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as I thought.

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It was pretty bad.

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What is wrong with me?

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What is wrong with me?

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I mean, I never have trouble

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talking to girls.

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Why does she do this to me?

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Okay, Keenan, relax.

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Okay, Keenan, relax.

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I can help you.

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How?

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When she comes back in,

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When she comes back in,

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I'll tell you what to say.

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That's a great idea.

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That way I can be myself

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and not think.

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And not think.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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What do you get out of this?

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Just do my chores

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Just do my chores

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for a week.

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Oh, come on,

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a week's too long.

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Found it.

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Yes, yes.

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Found it, yes.

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Found it, yes.

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[Speaks in Chinese]

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That's Chinese.

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Yes, well, would you like

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some cobbler?

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Some cobbler?

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Yes, please.

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Oh.

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Well, I have some in the

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kitchen.

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Kitchen.

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Eating out of the bowl?

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Nasty.

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Make that two weeks.

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Make that two weeks.

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Oh.

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This is so exciting.

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This is so exciting.

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I can't wait to meet the

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reedettes.

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The reedettes?

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Yeah, your ex-girlfriends.

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That's what I've been calling

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that's what I've been calling

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them in my head.

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Well, there is no reedette.

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Alex.

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My man.

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J.J. Norris.

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J.J. Norris.

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What's up?

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Happening, man?

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How you doing, bro?

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Doing well.

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Good, good.

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Ooh, this must be the other

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doctor Reed.

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Doctor Reed.

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Hello.

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Ooh.

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All right, not so long,

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brother, not so long.

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Oh, I'm going for another.

301
00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:00,316
[Laughs]

302
00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:02,611
Not so tight.

303
00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:04,275
[Laughter]

304
00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:05,913
I heard so many great things.

305
00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:06,000
Oh, my gosh.

306
00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,570
Oh, my gosh.

307
00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,577
Wait, j.J., congratulations.

308
00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,489
Alex told me about your

309
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massage license.

310
00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:11,329
Oh, thank you, thank you.

311
00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:12,002
Look, if you know anybody

312
00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:12,410
look, if you know anybody

313
00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,327
in Scranton that needs

314
00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:14,424
some shiatsu,

315
00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,919
tell them to go somewhere else.

316
00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:16,880
I do Swedish.

317
00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:17,499
Oh.

318
00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:17,995
My hands are too soft

319
00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,090
My hands are too soft

320
00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:18,669
for all that rough stuff.

321
00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:19,303
That's right.

322
00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:21,548
You still in Scranton, man?

323
00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,471
Yeah, yeah.

324
00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:22,798
Scranton.

325
00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,002
J.J.!

326
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J.J.!

327
00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:25,885
Hey, good to see you.

328
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What's up, man?

329
00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,096
[Laughing]

330
00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,719
Corey, what's up, baby?

331
00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:29,996
Hey, I'm sorry.

332
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,390
Hey, I'm sorry.

333
00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,393
Can I help you?

334
00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,425
Alex.

335
00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:34,638
Wrestling team.

336
00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:35,997
They called me "swagger."

337
00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,100
They called me "swagger."

338
00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:37,607
Oh, the only swagger I knew

339
00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:38,858
was a little scrawny dude.

340
00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,530
We thought he was special.

341
00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:41,998
Oh!

342
00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:42,820
Oh!

343
00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:43,532
[Laughter]

344
00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:45,241
What's happening?

345
00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:46,031
Yeah, you finally made it

346
00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,164
to one of these things.

347
00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,000
How you been?

348
00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,070
How you been?

349
00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:48,697
I'm good, good.

350
00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:49,453
Better late than never.

351
00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,624
Hey, Corey this is my

352
00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:52,121
lovely wife Carla.

353
00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:52,703
Hi.

354
00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:53,537
Ah, the psychologist.

355
00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:54,001
Yeah, it's so nice to meet

356
00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:54,370
Yeah, it's so nice to meet

357
00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:55,115
you.

358
00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:55,826
Nice to finally meet you

359
00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:56,415
in person.

360
00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,709
Oh, you too, you too.

361
00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,252
You look familiar.

362
00:06:59,335 --> 00:06:59,745
Have we met before?

363
00:06:59,836 --> 00:06:59,996
Come on, man.

364
00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,300
Come on, man.

365
00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,209
Get a new line.

366
00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:03,166
He's been using that line

367
00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:03,836
since tenth grade.

368
00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:04,553
No, no, no, honey,

369
00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:05,422
I don't think it's a line.

370
00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:05,998
I feel the same way.

371
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,140
I feel the same way.

372
00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,008
Wait a second.

373
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:08,684
What college did you go to?

374
00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:09,551
Well, his mother didn't think

375
00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,637
college was supposed to be fun,

376
00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:12,002
so she sent him to Princeton.

377
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,350
So she sent him to Princeton.

378
00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:15,232
Oh, my goodness.

379
00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:16,019
Just because I didn't go

380
00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:16,692
to a school with a sea

381
00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:17,599
of beautiful women and party

382
00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:17,997
a lot doesn't mean I didn't

383
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,230
a lot doesn't mean I didn't

384
00:07:19,313 --> 00:07:19,863
have fun.

385
00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:20,729
[Clears throat]

386
00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:21,565
Okay, I didn't.

387
00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,569
I was so jealous of you guys.

388
00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:24,001
[Laughter]

389
00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,900
[Laughter]

390
00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:26,567
What?

391
00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,284
Oh, don't get quiet

392
00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:28,874
just because I walked by.

393
00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:29,998
I'm sure all you guys had fun

394
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,370
I'm sure all you guys had fun

395
00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:32,909
in college.

396
00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:33,704
Oh.

397
00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,996
[Chuckles]

398
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:36,040
[Chuckles]

399
00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:36,662
[Clears throat]

400
00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:37,577
What was that about?

401
00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,825
I'm thirsty.

402
00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:40,417
Corey, you want a drink?

403
00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:42,001
Yeah.

404
00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,003
Yeah.

405
00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:42,796
Yeah, I want to get something

406
00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,009
hot.

407
00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:45,168
I mean, it just got real chilly

408
00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:46,336
in here.

409
00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,004
Both: Burr.

410
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,010
Both: Burr.

411
00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:49,342
You got jokes.

412
00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:50,007
You got jokes,

413
00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:51,934
and you're gonna walk away.

414
00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:52,513
They are hysterical.

415
00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:53,997
Yeah, funny.

416
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,390
Yeah, funny.

417
00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:55,393
[Chuckles]

418
00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:56,644
What was that about?

419
00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,226
Oh, that was my high school

420
00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:58,731
girlfriend Vanessa.

421
00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,001
Oh.

422
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,560
Oh.

423
00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,936
A reedette.

424
00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:02,863
Yeah.

425
00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,030
[Laughs]

426
00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:04,898
So what was she so upset about,

427
00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,004
babe, huh?

428
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,150
Babe, huh?

429
00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:07,145
I mean, oh, did you guys have

430
00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:08,106
a bad break-up?

431
00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,406
Oh, did you break her heart?

432
00:08:10,489 --> 00:08:11,819
Uh, well, yeah.

433
00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:11,998
You did?

434
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,780
You did?

435
00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:13,867
You wanted to see other people,

436
00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:14,831
Mr. Hot stuff?

437
00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,661
[Laughing] Yes and no.

438
00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:17,906
I wanted to see other people,

439
00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:18,000
but I didn't break up with her.

440
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,420
But I didn't break up with her.

441
00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:23,249
Wait, so you--

442
00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:23,746
so you cheated on her?

443
00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:23,996
Yeah.

444
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,380
Yeah.

445
00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:30,004
With her sister.

446
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,050
With her sister.

447
00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:31,054
And I was a cheerleader

448
00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:33,635
at my old school.

449
00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:39,189
I bet you were amazing.

450
00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:41,998
Oh, thank you.

451
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,480
Oh, thank you.

452
00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:47,648
So, Ms. Yasmine black,

453
00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:47,995
tell us about yourself.

454
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,400
Tell us about yourself.

455
00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,948
Where are your people from?

456
00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:52,571
Mostly Alabama.

457
00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:53,997
Mobile, I think.

458
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,280
Mobile, I think.

459
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:55,618
Mobile?

460
00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,791
Are you related to judge

461
00:08:58,871 --> 00:08:59,461
Gus black?

462
00:08:59,538 --> 00:08:59,998
I'm not sure.

463
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,460
I'm not sure.

464
00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:01,539
My mom's from there.

465
00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,754
I grew up here.

466
00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:04,674
Oh, I'm sure you're related

467
00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:06,002
to him and you just don't

468
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,710
to him and you just don't

469
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:07,756
know it.

470
00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:08,458
Yes, girl,

471
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,758
your granddaddy, coz,

472
00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:12,002
he was determined to finish

473
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,840
he was determined to finish

474
00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:14,848
law school...

475
00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:15,679
Do me a favor

476
00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:16,763
and keep Ms. Helen busy

477
00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:17,677
and away from yasmine.

478
00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:17,995
Favor, hmm?

479
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,350
Favor, hmm?

480
00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:22,774
That's sounds free.

481
00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,003
And I tell you,

482
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,230
And I tell you,

483
00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:25,523
all those children learned

484
00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:29,106
to stop playing with matches.

485
00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:30,003
And that was the legacy

486
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,900
and that was the legacy

487
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,027
of judge Gus black.

488
00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:36,004
Okay, five bucks.

489
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,200
Okay, five bucks.

490
00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,414
♪ I'm a fairy Princess ♪

491
00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,794
♪ oh, I'm a fairy Princess ♪

492
00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,001
Yes, okay.

493
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,040
Yes, okay.

494
00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,293
What?

495
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,035
I'm supposed to study

496
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,956
fairy princesses for school.

497
00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:48,004
What school do you go to

498
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,340
What school do you go to

499
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,051
again?

500
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,460
Gentilly prep.

501
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,298
Your parents are spending

502
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,512
all that money on you at school,

503
00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,001
and all they're teaching you

504
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,510
and all they're teaching you

505
00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:55,853
is about fairies?

506
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:56,718
Yes.

507
00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,354
And now the fairy Princess

508
00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,471
is very thirsty.

509
00:09:59,557 --> 00:09:59,997
Oh, okay, your majesty.

510
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,310
Oh, okay, your majesty.

511
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,642
Excuse me.

512
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,057
I'm gonna go get you some milk

513
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:04,935
quick.

514
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,001
Okay, I got stories for you.

515
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,480
Okay, I got stories for you.

516
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,975
I'll be back.

517
00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,896
Hoo-hoo.

518
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:17,998
[Clears throat]

519
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,160
[Clears throat]

520
00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:22,333
Ah.

521
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,753
You slept with your

522
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:24,001
girlfriend's sister?

523
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,790
Girlfriend's sister?

524
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,995
Not this week.

525
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:28,745
20 years ago.

526
00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:29,996
Alex, when we first started

527
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,630
Alex, when we first started

528
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:31,713
dating, I asked you

529
00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,507
if you'd ever cheated

530
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:34,381
on a girlfriend,

531
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,997
and you said no.

532
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,640
And you said no.

533
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,259
You lied to me.

534
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:38,756
Carla, I was 17.

535
00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,846
How is that a lie?

536
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,001
Didn't you just give Keenan

537
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,520
Didn't you just give Keenan

538
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,140
a whole speech about lying?

539
00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,015
What was it you said?

540
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,022
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

541
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,903
You said,

542
00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:48,000
"who you are as a teenager

543
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,610
"who you are as a teenager

544
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,150
impacts who you become

545
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,283
as an adult."

546
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:52,940
Carla, those are two

547
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:53,997
completely different things.

548
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,200
Completely different things.

549
00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:55,198
I don't quite see what the big

550
00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:56,609
deal is.

551
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:57,617
And that is precisely the

552
00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,998
problem.

553
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,370
Problem.

554
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,741
I'm going to the bathroom.

555
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:06,004
I, uh, figured out

556
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,920
I, uh, figured out

557
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,630
where I know you from.

558
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:10,670
I'm sorry.

559
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,003
Now's not a good time, Corey.

560
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,130
Now's not a good time, Corey.

561
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:12,763
Yeah, I understand.

562
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:13,798
I just didn't want to say this

563
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,171
in front of Alex.

564
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,257
Cancun, spring break, '93.

565
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,003
Were you there?

566
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,760
Were you there?

567
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,104
Yeah.

568
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:20,639
Wait. Why?

569
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,561
Remember, there was a bunch

570
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,000
of people playing quarters,

571
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,180
of people playing quarters,

572
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:25,596
whip cream, honey.

573
00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:26,694
Skinny dipping.

574
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,899
[Laughing] Oh, yes.

575
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:29,729
Wait, wait, wait.

576
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:30,004
[Laughing]

577
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,060
[Laughing]

578
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:30,687
Do you remember the guy

579
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:31,823
with the pet monkey?

580
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:32,819
[Laughing] Yeah.

581
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:33,820
That was my monkey,

582
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,571
Mr. Giggles.

583
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,003
Shut up.

584
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,150
Shut up.

585
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:36,737
Yeah.

586
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:37,571
That was you?

587
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,155
Yeah.

588
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,069
Oh, my god.

589
00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:39,986
[Laughing] Wait.

590
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:40,834
So if that was you,

591
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:41,998
then that means we...

592
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,950
Then that means we...

593
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:43,235
Yeah.

594
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,747
No.

595
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,999
No, no, no, no.

596
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:48,670
This is so crazy.

597
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,629
Alex is gonna freak.

598
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,209
Yeah.

599
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:52,964
I already want to tell him.

600
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:53,745
Okay, no, no, no.

601
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:53,998
I think--okay.

602
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,260
I think--okay.

603
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:57,509
I think I should handle this.

604
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:58,221
What...

605
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:58,970
No, whoo.

606
00:11:59,051 --> 00:11:59,801
No.

607
00:11:59,885 --> 00:11:59,995
So...

608
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,180
So...

609
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,222
Eh...

610
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,434
Okay, so...

611
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,014
Hey.

612
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,998
Oh, hi, hi.

613
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,230
Oh, hi, hi.

614
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,478
Listen, about this lying

615
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,270
situation.

616
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:08,892
Oh, god, please.

617
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:09,808
Oh, god, don't even worry

618
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:10,145
about it.

619
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,609
Oh, my god, babe,

620
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:11,999
we've all done some things.

621
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,360
We've all done some things.

622
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:13,821
Crazy things.

623
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:14,729
Things we're not proud of.

624
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:15,647
Do you want to dance?

625
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,364
I want to dance.

626
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:17,995
No, no, no, no, no.

627
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,280
No, no, no, no, no.

628
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:20,113
No, listen.

629
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,277
I want to tell you I'm sorry

630
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:22,825
for being dismissive with you.

631
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:23,998
Just because I don't see

632
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,080
just because I don't see

633
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,080
something as a big deal

634
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,001
does not mean it's not

635
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,458
a big deal to you.

636
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:28,828
And I respect that.

637
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,004
And I am wrong for lying to you.

638
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,330
And I am wrong for lying to you.

639
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,088
I'm sorry.

640
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,259
Alex, why didn't you just

641
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:41,590
tell me when I asked you?

642
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:41,997
Oh, babe,

643
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,260
Oh, babe,

644
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:43,925
do you remember where you were

645
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,973
emotionally when we met?

646
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:47,807
You were just recovering

647
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:48,002
from a husband who cheated

648
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,730
from a husband who cheated

649
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:49,019
on you.

650
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,601
And you just found out

651
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,556
that your dad had been cheating

652
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:52,265
on your mom.

653
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:52,864
Oh, god.

654
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:53,978
At the time, it was just

655
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,904
easier to say no.

656
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:57,574
I mean, come on, you would not

657
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,241
have believed if I said to you,

658
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,000
"yes, I've only cheated once,

659
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,570
"yes, I've only cheated once,

660
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:04,204
and that was in high school."

661
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,120
Yeah.

662
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:07,833
Yeah, you're right.

663
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,542
I was a wreck.

664
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,832
Uh...

665
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:11,995
I was a wreck.

666
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,330
I was a wreck.

667
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,286
I would have freaked.

668
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,875
Yes, you would have.

669
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:15,420
But, I mean, come on,

670
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,553
let's just put all our cards

671
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,089
on the table.

672
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:17,881
Baby, there is nothing

673
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:18,003
else to put on the table.

674
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,880
Else to put on the table.

675
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,974
All right, I discovered quickly

676
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,470
that I was more of a player

677
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,261
than a cheater.

678
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:23,894
Well, I mean, I knew

679
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:23,999
you were a player.

680
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,350
You were a player.

681
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,468
Yeah, you liked that too.

682
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:26,354
I did.

683
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,890
[Laughs]

684
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,004
But, I mean, really?

685
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,060
But, I mean, really?

686
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,102
It only happened that one time?

687
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,846
Yes.

688
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:34,398
After what happened with

689
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,000
Vanessa, I realized that I was

690
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,690
Vanessa, I realized that I was

691
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,234
not a relationship person.

692
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,397
Hmm.

693
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:39,895
Until I met you.

694
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:40,945
Alex.

695
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:41,998
No, really.

696
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,110
No, really.

697
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,697
[Both laugh]

698
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:45,622
Really.

699
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,699
And those are all my cards

700
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:47,334
on the table.

701
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:47,999
You got anything you want

702
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,120
you got anything you want

703
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,962
to get off your chest?

704
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:53,366
Be right back, yasmine.

705
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:53,997
I'm gonna go get something

706
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,250
I'm gonna go get something

707
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:54,923
sweet.

708
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,540
[Whispering] Sort of like

709
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:56,496
you.

710
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:57,165
Sort of like you.

711
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,633
Girl, you gonna give me

712
00:13:58,712 --> 00:13:59,422
a cavity.

713
00:13:59,505 --> 00:13:59,995
No.

714
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,470
No.

715
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,259
What did I tell you

716
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,091
about going off script?

717
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,465
"Give me a cavity?"

718
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:04,762
Corny.

719
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,003
I got all Drake on her

720
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,720
I got all Drake on her

721
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,104
with that one.

722
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:07,849
But you set me up with this,

723
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,430
sis.

724
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,175
Good looking out.

725
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,226
Guess what?

726
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:11,998
Ms. Helen's going to make me

727
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,730
Ms. Helen's going to make me

728
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,350
a real fairy Princess costume.

729
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:15,807
Oh, yeah.

730
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,896
Your majesty's been keeping me

731
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:18,002
very busy.

732
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,820
Very busy.

733
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,109
Shucks, I forgot to wash

734
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,283
the dishes.

735
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,611
Kaci, could you please

736
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:23,996
wash them?

737
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,610
Wash them?

738
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,737
Oh, no problem.

739
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:26,743
Actually, Keenan will do them

740
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:27,584
for me.

741
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:28,328
He owes me, so--

742
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,159
Well, I can't.

743
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,003
I have--i have company.

744
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,620
I have--i have company.

745
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,293
Okay, now, I don't care

746
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,960
who owes who what, all right?

747
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:33,998
I just want the dishes washed.

748
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,581
Thank you.

749
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:35,996
Thank you.

750
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,290
Thank you.

751
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,995
Thank you, thank you, sis.

752
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:39,876
Ooh.

753
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,002
Come, my loyal subject,

754
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,170
Come, my loyal subject,

755
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:42,836
we've got work to do.

756
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:46,013
Oh, yes.

757
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,003
And to think,

758
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,260
and to think,

759
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,215
I was hoping my son

760
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,996
would give me grandchildren.

761
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,520
Would give me grandchildren.

762
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,813
[Sighs]

763
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,002
[Chuckling]

764
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,020
[Chuckling]

765
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,977
Okay, for the sake of cards

766
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,817
on the table, funny story.

767
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:04,862
Okay.

768
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:05,985
Corey and I figured out

769
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:06,911
how we know each other.

770
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,909
Wet met during spring break.

771
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:10,782
Really?

772
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:11,788
Mm.

773
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:11,999
No, Corey only went to one

774
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,540
No, Corey only went to one

775
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,251
spring break, and I all remember

776
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,541
is hearing about this drunk

777
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,044
monkey and...

778
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,004
[Chuckling]

779
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,500
[Chuckling]

780
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:28,843
Don't tell me you're

781
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:29,997
the whip cream girl.

782
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,600
The whip cream girl.

783
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,560
Look, honey, we--

784
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,101
we were just drinking,

785
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,004
and, I mean,

786
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,940
and, I mean,

787
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,349
u can't touch this came on.

788
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,477
And you know how I get

789
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,113
when I hear an mc hammer song.

790
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,000
You hardly even drink.

791
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,320
You hardly even drink.

792
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:43,149
Now.

793
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,573
I mean...

794
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,828
One of my boys, Carla?

795
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:52,529
Honey, I didn't even know

796
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,998
you then.

797
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,080
You then.

798
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,213
I need some air.

799
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,999
Okay.

800
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,040
Okay.

801
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,496
Ms. Helen is exhausting.

802
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:04,457
But I'm going to buy

803
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:05,046
a pet frog with the money

804
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,000
Keenan's giving me.

805
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,010
Keenan's giving me.

806
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,551
I'll name him Rupert.

807
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,425
[Laughs]

808
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,101
Well, you better hope that

809
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:11,998
Keenan pays you.

810
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,100
Keenan pays you.

811
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,389
He totally went back

812
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,852
on his promise to me.

813
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,982
But I'm gonna get him back.

814
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:17,939
Watch.

815
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:23,858
"Yasmine, you smell so good."

816
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:24,001
How is that getting him back?

817
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,480
How is that getting him back?

818
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,107
You'll see.

819
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,364
Come here.

820
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,002
Yasmine, you--

821
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,080
you smell so good.

822
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,084
Like sweat.

823
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:41,996
Excuse me?

824
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,040
Excuse me?

825
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,127
Oh, uh, no.

826
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,672
No, 'cause it's not--

827
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:47,995
I love the smell of sweat.

828
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,170
I love the smell of sweat.

829
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,217
I...

830
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,970
Mm.

831
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,002
[Phone buzzing]

832
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,680
[Phone buzzing]

833
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,433
Also, um,

834
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,515
have I told you that your teeth

835
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,979
look like tiny tombstones today?

836
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,020
Oh, what?

837
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:05,023
Okay, I'm leaving.

838
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,242
Yasmine, please.

839
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,528
Please, wait, stop.

840
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,912
Tombstone teeth?

841
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:11,999
What happened?

842
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,200
What happened?

843
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,082
You used to be so nice before.

844
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,619
Truth is, none of the things

845
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,002
I said were from me.

846
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,580
I said were from me.

847
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,292
They were all stuff kaci texted

848
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,211
me to say.

849
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,330
Look.

850
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,088
But why would you do that?

851
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,002
So you'd think I was smooth.

852
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,340
So you'd think I was smooth.

853
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,085
I get so nervous around you,

854
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,007
I don't know what to say.

855
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:35,995
So kaci was helping me out.

856
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,810
So kaci was helping me out.

857
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,229
Just say how you feel.

858
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,999
All right.

859
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,060
All right.

860
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,265
I really like you.

861
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,315
But when I'm around you,

862
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,108
my stomach hurts.

863
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,001
Oh, it does?

864
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,860
Oh, it does?

865
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:53,863
Yeah.

866
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:53,997
What in the name of teenage

867
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,910
What in the name of teenage

868
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,582
pregnancy?

869
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,000
So you sent Helen upstairs

870
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,120
so you sent Helen upstairs

871
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,334
to make dresses

872
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,544
so you can fool around, huh?

873
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,165
Huh?

874
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,000
I was just leaving.

875
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,040
I was just leaving.

876
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,796
I think that's a good idea.

877
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:08,838
All right, take your plane

878
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,881
with you.

879
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,352
Uh!

880
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,388
Okay.

881
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,001
Okay.

882
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,810
Okay.

883
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:19,719
So what was going on around

884
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:20,847
here, huh?

885
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,233
Nothing.

886
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,099
You?

887
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:23,995
Nothing.

888
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,350
Nothing.

889
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,726
You?

890
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:26,363
Unless you want to end up

891
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,358
in the Princess dungeon,

892
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,000
you better start talking.

893
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,780
You better start talking.

894
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,279
Huh?

895
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:40,237
Hey.

896
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,997
Hey.

897
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,660
Hey.

898
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,367
Okay.

899
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,207
When you first told me

900
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,001
about Corey, I felt like

901
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,380
about Corey, I felt like

902
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,210
he took my favorite toy

903
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,085
and spit on it.

904
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,002
Okay, that is a disgusting

905
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,170
Okay, that is a disgusting

906
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,128
image.

907
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,798
Please continue.

908
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:58,966
It's just,

909
00:18:59,054 --> 00:18:59,814
in high school,

910
00:18:59,888 --> 00:18:59,998
we were always competing

911
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,140
we were always competing

912
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,273
with one another--

913
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,849
grades, sports, girls.

914
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:05,995
And until tonight,

915
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,900
and until tonight,

916
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,229
we were neck and neck.

917
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,063
But you and i--

918
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,517
No, let me finish.

919
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:11,477
Okay.

920
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:11,997
Go ahead.

921
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,780
Go ahead.

922
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,150
Then it hit me.

923
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,197
I've got you.

924
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,001
Who does he have?

925
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,030
Who does he have?

926
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,367
He had a weekend.

927
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,371
You--

928
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,003
you have a lifetime.

929
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,040
You have a lifetime.

930
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,212
Exactly.

931
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,040
I won.

932
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,375
Yeah, you won, babe.

933
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:29,999
[Laughing] You got me.

934
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,800
[Laughing] You got me.

935
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:32,919
I love you.

936
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:33,375
I love you too.

937
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,133
♪ you can't touch this ♪

938
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:35,995
Naw.

939
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,220
Naw.

940
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:36,470
Uh-oh.

941
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,800
No, no, no.

942
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:38,385
Next song.

943
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,468
[Humming rhythmically]

944
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:43,469
Can't wait to get these shoes

945
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,057
off.

946
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,482
My little stilts.

947
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,100
Hold on.

948
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:47,935
What?

949
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,730
Something's different.

950
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,192
Oh, my god.

951
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:54,002
This kitchen is spotless.

952
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,030
This kitchen is spotless.

953
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:55,940
There are no crumbs

954
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,698
on or near the toaster.

955
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:00,001
Babe, there's no juice

956
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,160
Babe, there's no juice

957
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,041
on the floor.

958
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,448
What's going on here/

959
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,996
Put your back into it.

960
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,580
Put your back into it.

961
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,046
You kids thought you were

962
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,959
so smart,

963
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,508
running Ms. Helen ragged

964
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,001
while you got over.

965
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,220
While you got over.

966
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,261
[Laughs]

967
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,995
Oh, you have something to say?

968
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,680
Oh, you have something to say?

969
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,215
Text me.

970
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:29,997
I'm the queen now.

971
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,230
I'm the queen now.

972
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,152
And I want this place

973
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,401
to sparkle!

974
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,004
[Laughs]

975
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,070
[Laughs]

976
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,072
[Funky music]

977
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:42,003
♪ ♪

978
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,160
♪ ♪

979
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:50,760
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